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System Administrator Appreciation Day -
A special day, once a year, to acknowledge the worthiness and appreciation of the
person occupying the role, especially as it is often this person who really keeps the
wheels of your company turning.

This appreciation day includes many system administrators:
Computer Administrators, Network Administrators, Internet Administrators (webmaster), Telephone (PBX) Administrators, Voice-Mail Administrators, Database Administrators (DBA), Email System Administrators, Mainframe Systems Programmers (”sysprogs”) …

And to celebrate here are some entertaining news and links: Eat your peas! by Paul Hargrave, Fengtek Releases Motherboard Designed Using Feng Shui Principles, Dodge's Vagina Emblem, Neil Armstrong 1st man on the moon - Unedited video, Cute Flash bear (click button to change music there), pretty bird pictures and Data's second emotion.

Thanks to all link providers!

Found another Star Trek flash toon for all Star Trek fans out there, Star Wrecked Rapsody, very funny!

Check out this Candybar Doll maker site, it's so cute, I'm gonna puke…
From the creators of that dollmaker - ” The most complete Candybar doll maker dressup game on the web! (besides the original korean candybar doll site) Currently over 12,000 doll parts. This doll maker is composed of 32 animated layers, combining them to create your own unique doll or avatar.”

[Found on: Cult of the Dead Cow]

Something tells me that this is going to be one boring day at work, must be the weather? so here is something to do: Large collection of very cute flash games from Orsinal (51game), then if that was not enough to keep you busy, another version of ping-pong, this time view from the top. Speaking of the view’s, here is pretty useless shockwave toy in which you invited to play with girl’s boobs (not work safe, well depends on where you work). Racing game with shooting, an episode of Happy Tree Friends cartoon, Interesting Bow shooting game-very much same concept as an old school “Scorched Earth”. And shockwave game with very nice graphics in which you have to walk around your office and kill zombies with your trusted stapler. Funny Hippo named Kozo dancing, And thanks to Mister Kuvaev from mult.ru here are some works from Rainbowanimations: Captain Picard Star Trek Song, Data’s First Emotion 18+, Star Trek drinking game and story about the loss of innocence. Have a nice day!

I didn't post any sexy links for about two month, not to worry! It will be fixed right now!
WARNING: Some of the material provided may not be suited for children, work places and violent masturbators! Disco Drunk Party Girls Gallery, hmm… ok, Silvercash Bikini Gallery, Shiloh McCormick, Adriana Lima Gallery, what else? let's see…, Hot girl on girl pics(80), Secretary wanted!, Amature Photo Gallery, Russian Girls, I guess this should cover it…

Visit Coolio's Babes for more hot links to the galleries…

[Special thanks to Zattevrienden.be and Coolio for the links above!]

1. Метод кнута и пряника не действует на садо-мазохиста диабетика.

2. - Вы, гинеколог?
- Нет, но могу посмотреть!

3. - Доктор, у меня член аж весь горит!
- Наверное, кто-то про него думает.

4. - Что вы меня все в щеку да в щеку?! Будто меня и поцеловать больше некуда!

5. - Ваша фамилия?
- Пук.
- Как?
- Не Как, а Пук!

6. Мальчики по вызову. Тел. 02. Круглосуточно.

7. - Мама, хочу писать.
- А ты уроки сделал?

8. На латыни “femina in vino non curator vagina” означает:
“нетрезвой женщине трудно сохранить свою честь”.

9. Встретились два охотника:
- Расскажи, как медведицу завалил.
- Как обычно: ласка, шампанское, легкая музыка…

10. Прибегает мужик в аптеку и кричит:
- Дайте мне клизму!
- У нас нет клизмы…
- Ну дайте мне хотя бы 100 пипеток!!!
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Rock an roll, eeeaaaahhhH! Drink yourself retarded!
HOUSTON — When the Vans Warped Tour rolled into the festival grounds adjacent to Reliant Stadium on Friday to unfurl punk rock's most enduring caravan, organizers wanted the kids to thrash, mosh and have fun. What they didn't want was for tongue, belly and nipple rings to get lit up by lightning.

Friday was scheduled to be the opening date on the 10th-anniversary edition of the Warped Tour, but heavy storm forecasts persuaded tour founder Kevin Lyman to postpone the show until Monday. With a 60-plus band lineup that included current hitmakers New Found Glory, Story of the Year and Yellowcard as well as breakout new faces Coheed and Cambria and punk granddaddies the Vandals and Bad Religion, it was better to wait than subject the ticket-holding freaks, geeks and extreme music and sports junkies to possible electrocution and waterlogged toes.

[Story via: MTV's On the Road]

Are you in a joyless, faithless void? Have you rummaged through the spiritual offerings of a planet that is so morally bankrupt, little seems good? Honest? Reliable? Have you battered your way through churches that make you feel guilty? Offer little for introspection or personal edification beyond “worship?” Attract followers by hating others? You may be like Squidward. Are you ready for something new and better? Something honest, earnest and fun? Something that can make you feel good without making you feel bad? Perhaps you have never considered going underwater to find a belief system worth investing in…you probably never, in your wildest dreams, thought that the secrets to living a happy, contented and fulfilling life could come from a tiny animated sponge. Well, we're The Church of SpongeBob Squarepants and we bring to you, today, Good News!
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Kalashnikov: US gov't is pirating my AK-47 design
The US government is an enthusiastic supporter of pirate manufacturers of Kalashnikov AK-47 rifles, and Kalashnikov himself is pissed off that he's not receiving royalties from all these American-bought bootleg firearms.

Since the collapses of the Taliban in Afghanistan and Saddam Hussein's army in Iraq, the United States has been purchasing or arranging the transfer of thousands of knockoffs of Kalashnikovs commonly referred to as AK-47's, to outfit new military and security forces in Kabul and Baghdad.
These rifles have not been made in Russia, where the arms industry holds patents for the weapon in several nations. Instead they have originated in weapons plants controlled by Eastern European states, each of which was a partner of Moscow's in Soviet days.

Link
(Thanks, Roy!)

I've watched an interesting movie yesterday called: The Corporation about (The Pathological Pursuit of Profit and Power”). Michael Moore was in it. And what I understood from this article below and that movie is that there are other ways of making MONEY you can go against the whole structure and principals of Capitalism and still make tons of cash 'Fahrenheit' Tops $100 Million
LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - As “Fahrenheit 9/11″ crossed the $100 million mark this weekend, a first for a feature-length, theatrically released documentary, Michael Moore noted that a new benchmark has thus been set for nonfiction films.