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What will happen if you translate Speech of V.Zhirinovsky to Bill Gates to english, using babelfish at altavista - Another “Clockwork Orange” theme… Speech of Vladimir Zhirinovsky to Bill Gates.
It is not necessary to joke with the protection, blyad'. here other children. This not Netscape. This not Navision… Bill, your distributions here will break to the bits. Millions of selected Russian, European, Asian hackers, blyad'… They will spread everything! They entire your music skachayut in one hour. They will explode all your DRM, all your licenses, activations… Bill, you is cowboy. You stop, blyad', you end, you Longhorn hide further into /.dev/null and forget about your windows… Were already in you mudaki, wanted money on the actions to earn, blyad', and collapsed the pyramid of dotkomov… And other cranks, blyad', to immediately remove lave threw, and entire economy collapsed. And you will repeat the same error… You Windows forget, Windows by your worked out its, blyad', you think about the future of America, she perishes!… Your young people escape from the network. There no one wants to program in America, no one… You have the soap bubble, blyad', kopirayt, kopirayt, kopirayt, this unhappy zakarlyuchka, blyad'. not of soul, blyad'… There is no music do not have you, do not have programmers you.
Entire peace yuzayet WinRAR, The Bat!, FineReader, blyad', kiberkul'tura, kibersport, only Russia, blyad'… And Russia grow wiser you, blyad'. here here love WinAMP, and your mediapleyer despise, blyad', despise… Your previous Windows, blyad', XP, blyad', its browser attack directly from the moment of release… This it is entirely already necessary to okhuyet', blyad' so that some lamososy, blyad', from the first days would lower the product, which you call the top of perfection… This that, Maykrosoft, to you pizdets long ago already, blyad', you that do make, blyad'? Sasser, blyad'. of what of nakhuy of fayrvol? What protection? What fight with the viruses, blyad'?… Of mazdayshchiki are devils, blyad', virmeykery, the teapots of blyad'!… Bill, Bill, look statistics on the breakings. Look, how much DoSov, how many viruses, blyad'… And there khaknuli, and here khaknuli. You look, that for the symbol of your system, longicorn bull, because you is cowboy and your matter of the mouth of cows, longhorn!… Longhorn - this not 95. This not XP. you will never here reach victory. Because we know this network, we know Linusa Of torval'dsa… It one to entire planet you sends nakhuy, one! Everything else, blyad', fawn before you, they were erected into the system in order to you to bow… But it one here sits 13 years. 13 years you resist, and you with its powerful khrenovoy Internet- economy, with its billion, with its licenses, blyad', copyrights of nikhera cannot make… You chase to Linuks each day. You will give to law court to the children. But programmers OpenSource always write their code. You fear to here direct your investments… And you feared 3 ago, when everything fell as rotten apples from the apple tree. You never will conquer. This there will be your last defeat… Netscape lost Navigator! Adobe lost the matter Of sklyarova! You will lose Longhorn. Longhorn - your grave, understood, you, Bill, sranyy cowboy, blyad'… To you in Redmond conversely, into khalupu, on the bicycle struggle pitstsu and teach the Chinese Language. But Maykrosoft already speaks in Russian… We will collect 10 additional thousand coders and will write our operating system. But you, Bill, will obtain a good work in Siberia, you will Xes to XBox place, you did understand, Bill?
